Sorry I've been distant for so long, everyone, I've been on extended business out of the country. The good news is, I'm home now. If anyone wants to grab a drink, or meet for dinner, or find another method of entertaining me, I would love to put my days off to good use.
In my daily search of the different morning papers, I found an interesting little gem of an article. Evidentially a mayor in a small European town has banned his citizens from dying under fear of harsh punishment...something to do with running out of cemetery space or something. What exactly DO you do to punish a dead man for dying?
Also...how do you persuade a neighbor's dog to remove itself from your property? Dogs are vile, nasty creatures and as my closest neighbor lives about a mile away and didn't answer his phone when I called, I have no idea how to persuade the beast to return to its master's house.
from: Philip Cordon <p_cordon98@hotmail.com> to: Whit de Winter <wanderlustwhit@gmail.com> date: Sat, Feb 23, 2008 at 9:15 PM subject: You are entirely too amused by this
Jealous, de Winter? My tale has a cute little movie and plushies as well. I bet you wish now that I was your prince. By the way? Your blog has taken an...interesting turn as of late.